Hunter Clarington
Main RP: Bloominghearts
Status: Active
FC: Nolan Gerard Funk
Activity level: 8/10

I’m totally dressing Winnie as a taco for Halloween, it will be a nice change from her Hannibal costume. She’ll be the meatiest taco you ever saw.

switchinghunterclarington whispered: Sevvy, come and eat cheesecake with me? I need company desperately, Winnie doesn't talk to me like you do.

classysnake:

classysnake:

To be fair, most people don’t talk to you like I do. 

Those things usually come in unison, don’t they?

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Is this you trying to connect with me? They have dating websites for that; people who like to be made fun of in their daily encounters. But hell, why the fuck not. I’ll come over. Oh damn. Whatever will I do without you keeping me up until three in the morning asking me stupid things and getting me into trouble? We’ll be perfect little angels.

They do but I kind of like it.

You caught me. I don’t trust dating websites, I’d probably end up being groomed by someone claiming to a twenty year old male when they’re really seventy. Yay, you’re the best. I don’t know what you would do but I do know that whatever it is would really fucking boring without me. I’d look hot in a halo with wings. You too.

How many cupcakes is too many?

brettpuckerman:

Those are some high standards to live up to. You’ll have to tell me the rest of your dreams because I need at least two business days to make them come true as well.

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Good. I look forward to hearing them, Angel Food Cake. Your sexy, dark side will be kept safely under wraps, I promise. Are you CPR-certified?

Are you some kind of genie?

Angel food cake? Yes I am.

switchinghunterclarington whispered: Private: So what's the deal?

dr-h2ontop:

dr-h2ontop:

switchinghunterclarington

Private: That’s no way to address your teacher, Clarington.

Private: You’re a loose cannon and a creep, you will always be on my radar Clarington. 

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Suzie is a grown woman with authority over her own mind and body, it’s her permission you should be looking for.

Private: That is funny, I feel the same way about you.

Sevvy looks all man to me though and don’t worry, I’ll make sure to get permission.

switchinghunterclarington whispered: Sevvy, come and eat cheesecake with me? I need company desperately, Winnie doesn't talk to me like you do.

classysnake:

To be fair, most people don’t talk to you like I do. 

It’s true, when you’re not insulting me you do humor me more than most.

So come over, bring your pajamas and make it a sleepover if you want. We can’t stay up late this time though, classes tomorrow. I’m such a good student.

switchinghunterclarington whispered: Private: So what's the deal?

dr-h2ontop:

dr-h2ontop:

switchinghunterclarington

Private: That’s no way to address your teacher, Clarington.

Private: You can spend the next week cleaning the public toilets on campus with your tooth brush for stupid attempts at threatening me.

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And if I see any reports of forced sexual encounters made by you, I will personally chop your tiny little dick off.

Private: Because I haven’t done that before.

I’d never do that to Sevvy or anyone for that matter so you can get that sick thought out of your head, old man. I care about him and I’m taking this as permission to…court him, so to speak. Thanks, Waters.

switchinghunterclarington whispered: Private: So what's the deal?

dr-h2ontop:

dr-h2ontop:

switchinghunterclarington

Private: That’s no way to address your teacher, Clarington.

Private: That’s not a topic for you to address with your teacher, Clarington.

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Private: Says who?

I’m just concerned about my friend, I would have spoken to Severus about it but I didn’t want to upset him. I also want to know if he is definitely available so I don’t have to get involved in any drama between the two of you when I eventually tap that. Basically what I’m saying is you should figure out what you want quickly before I get there first and you lose him.

How many cupcakes is too many?

brettpuckerman:

Let me know if you ever want me to whip you up a batch. As long as you let me eat a few, that is.

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Awesome. I guess I’m not quite as bad as I thought I was! Oh, were you? I’d ask what those things are but I think I’d rather hear them from you in person, rather than reading them on a computer screen. Oh, cool! Captain it is, then. I’d consider trying out for the swim team if there was a competition for who could look the most relaxed on a raft. I’d win it for sure.

And he bakes. Well aren’t you just a dream come true? I promise to let you do that.

I wouldn’t say them in public anyway, wouldn’t want to ruin my pure image. I’m afraid that isn’t an event we have but feel free to use the pool anyway.

eitherway-ezra whispered: Text: I miss you.

Text: I missed you too, my tiny psycho lesbian.


posted Sep 28, at :23 with 1 note
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